Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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