Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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