i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Randomize
