Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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