break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I faked an abortion last night.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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