we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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