"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
