I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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