id be glad to
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Be still, my beating vagina.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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