Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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