before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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