What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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