I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
how does that bad decision feel?
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