**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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