Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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