I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was like eating out sand paper
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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