Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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