I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
