yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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