there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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