Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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