there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
