people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
