Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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