so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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