haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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