There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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