My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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