i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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