Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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