I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Randomize
