I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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