ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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