Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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