You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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