I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i've created a new STD.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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