Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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