its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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