All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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