He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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