I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
