My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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