i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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