S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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