Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
NoShamevember. You game?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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