you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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