Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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