i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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