do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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