i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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