She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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