He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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