I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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