id be glad to
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
