Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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