I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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