It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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