The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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