Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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